glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.

Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub

by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006

Dropped His Nuts

Running from a fight, backing down from a brawl.

"He dropped his nuts when he saw how big we were"

by PirateMan November 23, 2005

potatoe nuts

when ur irish and ur dick smells like potatoes cuz thats all irish people eat, also these nuts are usually small and wrinkly

ryan miller has potatoe nuts

by Bobby A August 22, 2003

Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018

Andy is deez nuts

LOL DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOTH XDDDDDDDDDDDD LOLOLOL

wtf man r u ok? Andy is deez nuts?! you fucking dumbass

by AndSkies September 25, 2021

Banana-Nut Pancake

The act of rubbing your dong (banana) and dong-bag (nuts) all over freshly made pancakes and then serving them to your girlfriend or significant other.

Hey Brian Z, would you like some of them freshly made banana-nut pancakes that I just made...they're delicious!!

by Thomas E23 March 2, 2010

park your nuts

When you go balls deep on a girl and you park your nuts on her rant. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin

Guy 1: Dude I went on a date! Guy 2: How did it go, did you park your nuts!

by Jackrabbit 15 January 8, 2016