Life

what?

life? never heard of it.

by a human guy March 10, 2022

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Get a life

begin leading a more fulfilling or fascinating life.

I know I watch a lot of reality TV, but hey, at least I'm entertained! Maybe you should find a hobby too, you know, get a life (of your own)!

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

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Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name

mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again

by sir moron da great December 7, 2022

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Life Blowz is a comedic webcomic drawn by Bobby Maher. It's about a character named Steve who likes to skateboard. He is also known for having some trouble with women. He has a best friend named Colin, who he usually goes to for advice. If you’ve ever been the social outcast, plagued by relationship troubles, and hexed with bad luck, you need to go see this comic.

Tim: Yo man, have you ever read THE WORLD'S MOST INCREDIBLE WEBCOMIC?

Joe: Oh you mean Life Blowz? Of coarse I have!

by callyabo July 30, 2010

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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

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