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Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
by DaClub January 27, 2018
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I’ve got cheese to slice

“I’ll see you later Tom Hanks, I’ve got cheese to slice.”
by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022
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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023
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two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers
After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.
by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017
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Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.
When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.
by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023
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Punch You In Your Cheese

When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.
Christian is gonna to Punch You In Your Cheese you gonna see stars!
by Rnattchapman January 18, 2014
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cheese dick

sage loves joey more

x's infinity
:
i winnn cheese dick :PP
by sagelovesyou November 15, 2009
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