vampire tea bag

a freshly used bloody tampon

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

bag of smashed assholes

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

by ffejtable December 13, 2006

bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly

Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

by Dallas "Big D" October 24, 2008

Carolina Brown Bagging

(noun, can be used as a verb) The act of a male having intercourse with the stoma (hole) of an individual with a colostomy bag. Popular among street-walkers, who generally charge extra for such services, as it is often advertised as the "The Fourth Hole".

I got a hooker last night, who quoted me $10 for oral, $50 for a half 'n half, and $80 for Carolina Brown Bagging. Its extra because "it's such a hassle to reconnect the colostomy bag afterwards!"

by Irish Lager and Pumpkin Tits June 16, 2010

punching bag for dicks

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.

by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008

skimpy nut bags

Male beachwear of insufficient modesty, casting genitalia in visible relief. Considered indecorous, if not offensive, and embarassing by other beach-goers.

Danny-mate is not packing much of a frankie in those skimpy nut bags

by van kent April 16, 2007