John Cena

You can't see it.

"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily

Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen

by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022

JOHN DANGER

A Gay cute looking dude with a massive amount of post nut clarity inside of him and hes in love with cash as well

JOHN DANGER IS A CUTIE

by CASHEND November 24, 2021

big john

big guy

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*

by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023

john serrano

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.

Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.

by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017

John Cena

Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.

Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.

John Cena is a person's name.

by VU1218 September 18, 2016

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020