Cat

Who needs therapy when you got a cat
If your sad they just get rid of it
Theres two kinds of cats NINJA and calm

ninja cats attack you when you don't annoy them but calm cats attack you when you annoy them.. guess you can call it acat on titan haha.. im not funny

cats are not a solid they are liquid

by Pikachulovespuppys October 2, 2021

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

black footed cat

a cute lil kitty but inside is a big awesome lion

why the black footed cat lookin so friendly and jolly but really it is a big wild baby!!!

by ball destroyer9000 January 31, 2023

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

cat cozy

a knitted, crocheted, or felted cat bed that is shaped like a large beanie with a singular hole, so that the cat can cuddle comfortably inside in purrfectly restful sleep.

"I made a cute cat cozy and my cat loves it! All you can see of her is her little head poking out of the hole of a huge wool beanie.

by mayishcute April 8, 2015

madder than a box of cats

This is a commonly used phase when describing a "very angry" person or person acting in a "crazy manner".

For example My boss was madder than a box of cats when he didn't get his monthly report on time

or My mum was madder than a box of cats with my dad on Friday.

by Karenyo May 12, 2016

Cat Snot

Another word for "cat piss" most commonly known as weed, made up by an aspiring want-to-be rapper, in his lyrics he put cat snot to rhyme with astronaut, but if anybody hears it, its basically to describe weed.

Jay : I'm wayy too gone off that cat snot
Liam : man- shit- same..

by sketchedastrobunnieh December 16, 2021