The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
by MEricSimpson July 6, 2018
Get the mumbai eye mug.Although other definitions may be “to look at affectionately” or to “beg”,
another way it is used is “staring at something in shock.” Whether it be disgust, or plain astonishment.
another way it is used is “staring at something in shock.” Whether it be disgust, or plain astonishment.
goo goo eying
Person A: *giggle* “did you see jessicas shoes?”
Person B: “yeah.. omg look, there she is now!”
Jessica: *walks by, while person A & B stare at shoes, jessica notices this* “why tf r yall googoo eyeing my shoes? do u have a problem?”
Person A: *giggle* “did you see jessicas shoes?”
Person B: “yeah.. omg look, there she is now!”
Jessica: *walks by, while person A & B stare at shoes, jessica notices this* “why tf r yall googoo eyeing my shoes? do u have a problem?”
by anonymous June 9, 2023
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Get the Side eye mug.Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.
When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.
If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.
If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
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John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
by Eridaniii July 4, 2023
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