double jack n coke

When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine

Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."

by Open Thy Garage Porn October 4, 2014

double inverted face auger

when you crash or are ejected from a vehicle such as a car, bike, or motorcycle at high speed and flip through the air landing face first into the ground.
Used when wanting to exagerate the word crash or wipe out.

dude I ended uo doing a double inverted face auger after casing that jump.

I was trying to show off for the ladies but ended up pulling off a double inverted face auger.

by Shaun Don January 7, 2008

D o double g

Someone who has deeply betrayed another

You ate the last slice of pizza?! D o double g

by Logical dude November 19, 2021

Double Decker Pecker Wrecker

The act of slobbering on a fat dick that is so big it makes you drool. It tastes good like chocolate so you want to have all of it. You’re ability to take all of the Dick with ease relates to it being a pecker. You make the guy feel so good that his Dick feels wrecked and used.

Lucy gave me a double decker pecker wrecker last night. She’s a keeper

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

double one-way switchback

A street layout phenomenon occuring in driving, where a motorist unfamiliar with an area encounters two one-way streets in succession, forcing the course of the car away from the destination, or back to the location where the impasse was first noticed. A triple one-way switchback involves three one-way streets and produces the same results.

Bill kept driving away from where he wanted to go. The neighborhood was a maze of double one-way switchbacks.

by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.

Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.

by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009

Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.

Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.

by Pammy D December 7, 2010