Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.

Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!

by Trumpium March 17, 2022

Urban Dictionary.

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.

Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.

by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024

Urban Dictionary

This

I am on urban dictionary

by Iegaohwvre November 23, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website is for posting your own definitions for words and phrases. However, now the dictionary is just filled with dirty and bizarre sex related stuff. It is disgusting. People turn completely normal objects into, like, idk, a way of having sex??? Like, What the actual heck???!!!

Person: The urban dictionary is trash, I feel like it’s almost as bad as a porn website. Eww

by innocent rando shocked by defs July 5, 2021

Urban Dictionary

What ur looking this up on right now... duh, like why would u even search that?!?!?!? ok i can't be talking cuz i've searched up the same thing so...

It's just Urban Dictionary (they forced me 2 write something here) >:(

by Ms. Starbucks January 5, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The Website you are on

Let’s go to the Urban Dictionary to know what SCP means (they were talking about secure copy protocol)

by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025

urban dictionary

The best sight on the interwebs

Person: Looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban dictionary are you, so meta

by The Bone...er May 15, 2016