Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

kentucky brown rod

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style

Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

by Pochiale Brown Trousers March 10, 2015

Brown eye Benny

The act of snorting cocaine off a males anus (see also brown eye Betty)

I did that brown eye Benny off of monsieure jean luc and got so fuckin high

by More me than you February 3, 2013

brown eye of the tiger

when tiger balm is used as lube for an anal plug

Johnny is rocking the brown eye of the tiger tonight

by Dr. Saul Diggler June 24, 2023

Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019