Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

Cats Music taste

Something to say when someone has a really bad music taste

Bro You have a Cats Music Taste how do you listen to this!?

by MagnumYes May 26, 2023

cat in the sink

When you dog in the bath tub her, and your dick is still in her vagina.

I just had the best sex, i tried the cat in the sink.

by X2agents October 14, 2017

Cat Mouth

A person who can't handle hot spicy food, their faces go red, start to sweat, tear up and hiccup

Ha ha, how lame, you can't handle chilli.......... You are such a cat mouth

by DeekGeekMcDeek May 15, 2018

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

Cat

The silliest creature known to mankind

Johnathan: "Hey Tim, did you see the breaking bad episode last night?"

Tim: "The cat is a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family."

Johnathan: "Bro what the fuck is wrong with you."

by Detailed June 19, 2023

cat

it is cat

i eat cat

by my phone number 34334 743087 February 22, 2023