Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

brown eye of the tiger

when tiger balm is used as lube for an anal plug

Johnny is rocking the brown eye of the tiger tonight

by Dr. Saul Diggler June 24, 2023

Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet

Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

shout brown words

Having to take a shit at school. First said by Ned Bigby in “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide” season 1, episode 2: Bathrooms.

Ned Bigby: “In the terrifying case that you have to shout brown words or go for two, go directly to the nurse’s office.”

by Shout Brown Words June 26, 2022

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

pulsating brown eye

A pulsating brown eye is nonverbal consent for anal sex.

"Even though she had a gag in her mouth, I could tell she was ready and wanting anal sex by her pulsating brown eye."

by The Evil Tein May 19, 2023