Catch my ones

A phrase used mostly by white kids that think their ghetto or tough but are realy just dumb hypebeasts who wanna fight you to be tough normally they would say catch my hands or run my fade but some will say catch my ones now the defamation is fist fighting so ones as in fists so the person who says that is basically saying catch my ones(fists) so if they say that beat that dumb fuckers ass nigga

(White poser)-hey catch my ones boy

(Normal ass kid)-no lol
(White poser)cmon catch my ones you little pussy

(Normal ass kid)-shit the fuck up bruh you sound stupid

(White poser)-~charges at normal ass kid
(Normal ass kid)-~beats white posers ass

by Fuck them posers666 December 14, 2018

one-legged fuck

To be standing behind a chick going at her while she is bent over with one leg planted on the ground, the other in the air. the arm opposite the leg in the air is raised above your head like a bull-rider's.

i had that chick bent over and i was hammering her and then i started to give her a one-legged fuck.

by the supple marmoset May 29, 2003

Bitter Party of One

an individual who sulks in a corner after being caught in an embarassing moment; someone who has been served and cries about it.

Troy showed up to the party with Meg and his ex-girlfriend Lisa saw them. Now Lisa is having a bitter party of one.

by ELELE October 7, 2007

little ones

Street hookers use this term to describe a blow job. 'Little' meaning a smaller amount of money than a lay and also less time. It is also less distasteful as they can get what they want (the drugs) quicker, what with no undressing etc. Also easier to do in a vehicle.

I've been doing little ones all day

by Dave Q. Jones October 15, 2006

One-man rodeo

Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.

I totally became a one-man rodeo after seeing that naked hottie through her window as I walked by.

by Saint Cuchulainn January 6, 2009

"LOL" one word

The use of L.O.L. with the pronunciation of the word and not the acronym. Definition remains as Laugh Out Loud but pronounced as Lawl and not L.O.L.

A alcohol petitioner asked my to sign the petition to legalizes sale of alcohol in grocery outlets, he also said i was adorable and ask for a hug. "LOL" one word.

Raves are cool and you get to meet fun people, really fun people. "LOL" 1 word

by NevarBuddah July 2, 2011

one-eyed snake

I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.

Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?

Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.

by That dude with the large penis April 9, 2009