king Willie

what you think you are a big man

What do you think you are a king willie?

by Vinnie King April 15, 2007

Progress King

Someone who makes a lot of progress towards getting into a relationship

Zac is a Progress King.

by Glabgolabgalab December 8, 2021

King Mojek

King Mojekwu(King Mojek) was a legendary Biafran leader who according to Biafran histories led the defence of Briafrans against evil invaders in the late 12th and early 13th centuries. According to the Biafran historian legend it is said that at the greatest need of Biafra King Mojek will Rise Again.

King Mojek: It's a Biafran Untold story

by Williams Lynette May 5, 2021

Rat King

An actual twit. Has no real power. Likes cheese. Is overthrown by the rat pope. Elliott.

"Shut up, you smell, I'm the rat king"

by toiletroll_troll February 5, 2020

On king David

King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.

"On king David I will do it"

by GodDam_ January 27, 2025

Martin Luther King

Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.

People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

King Hall

A chow hall at the United States Naval Academy that has terrible food. It is renowned for serving eight 3.5 inch chicken patties for a table of twelve Midshipman. It is only one of many parts of the Naval Academy that sucks at accomplishing its job, though this is not the fault of the workers, rather the person in charge of budgeting. The only quality foods you will find at this chow hall are the desserts. And you wondered why the navy was so fucking fat.

Since I ran out of money from my last $125 paycheck I've been eating at King Hall. In three weeks I've lost 30 pounds, had two cases of food poisoning and haven't been able to crap for three days, but hey, it's free.

by catch22usna November 5, 2019