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Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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past life 25

by anonymous April 13, 2022
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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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Life

A long ass waiting room until you have your appointment with God
by Da godfather December 12, 2018
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Life

Life is when you send your friend a video of you doing something really sketchy and they save it in chat.
“That’s just life”- senen
by anonymous May 4, 2024
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