Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

Brown eye guy

A guy who really enjoys a good look up close at the Mysterious brown eyed monster

Mark is totally a brown eye guy!

I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.

by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013

kentucky brown rod

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style

Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

by Pochiale Brown Trousers March 10, 2015

Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

big brown bass

Taking an extra long shit while on a vessel.

Oh my god I have a to drop a big brown bass.

by Leafsfanforever May 5, 2021

Downtown Julie Brown

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.

"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"

by banjoballzmcgee October 23, 2023