national beat keely up day

national beat keely up is everyday

hey what day is it

national beat keely up day!

by Janis Smith January 29, 2021

National Yeet short people day

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.

“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021

National fuck everything that walks day

On the day of April 12th, it's National fuck everything that walks day. Taken or not, be prepared to be fucked or get fucking.

"Alright class, today is National fuck everything that walks day, time to do your laps".

by VaskoKnows May 25, 2018

National Kiss A Black Guy Day

On April 12th every female should kiss a black guy because it’s National Kiss A Black Guy Day
The black guy is also allowed to grab some (ass) while being kissed

Yay it’s April 12th and I’m so excited for National Kiss A Black Guy Day

by Bigbet244 April 9, 2019

National Fu Man Chu Week

The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!

Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!

by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009

National kick a cis person day

A day in which a trans or non binary person may kick a cis person in the shins

Date is: June 1st

Hey River! Let’s go celebrate National Kick a Cis Person Day!

by Bruhletmesayyuh April 29, 2022

National Blame Everything On Willy Day

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.

National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!

by Willy Sullivan February 5, 2020