That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!
by nothtemiddlechild November 23, 2021
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2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.
3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.
4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.
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Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?
Me: Ur Mom
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Me: Ur Mom
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MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!
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