CAT Aspirant

Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.

CAT Aspirant: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, Algebra se lagta hai!

by KyaKarLoGeJaanKe November 25, 2021

cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.

person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'

by the duck thing December 20, 2022

cat sauce

noun - the mixture of cat pee and litter that form around the cats behind after they relieve themselves

also referenced as “sauce”

Garfield walked out of his room sauced up.

Sylvester was cooking that cat sauce this morning.

by naynayy March 1, 2024

Cat ghost

When something goes wrong

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017

cat

a pussy

lemme hit some of that cat

by the rizzler 528467 January 4, 2023

Cat

Not a dog.

Is that a dog?
No. That's a cat

by Dogeprkle October 29, 2017

City cat

An absolute horn bag who lives in the city and thinks their entitled to every woman on the planet.

Yeah that jack guy moved to the city and now he’s an absolute city cat

by Morgasm223 October 10, 2021