Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE

A TCC meme.

person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*

by checkers deluxe May 9, 2018

looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

by Jazgolden January 11, 2017

I like ya cut g

This means that someones likes your brand new fresh cut and smacks your head :D

For example:

Alex: Damn look at my new fresh cut!
Jason: I like ya cut g *smack*

by idk_what_ill_use_as_username_ September 12, 2020

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

To fall onto the ground and flail about as a reaction to seeing something disgusting or unsettling.

If you google trypophobia, you will definitely drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by ilovespace April 20, 2014