brown ice cream

Turd or ice cream?

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream

by 0438 August 27, 2019

Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.

“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”

by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017

brown striped sweater

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.

Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

by Big Johnsen May 8, 2014

Bourbon brown sugar

The mixture of poo and booze that sometimes results from buttchugging.

Bro 1: I got bourbon brown sugar on my chicken wings...

Bro 2: Sick, dude.

by a nouny moose August 15, 2016

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 4, 2020

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016