Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag

"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2

by Ghost412 July 28, 2011

Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

king doobie

King of doobies. Commonly seen in a spaceship. Highly dangerous. Uses a false sense of security to render opponents unable to maintain a serious demeanor. Often accompanied by a seemingly ridiculous aura reminiscent of a cartoon character. If encountered, attempt to maintain composure and a straight face and disregard your urge to care about your image.

King Doobie doesn't fuck around but he makes it hard not to laugh before you die.

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried April 22, 2017

King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!

You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.

by NWS4VR August 17, 2024

king shoey

a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.

dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"

by klangrob August 16, 2011

The Tiger King Effect

When someone gets rich or famous because they’re in the right place, at the right time. Similar to the tiger king documentary in 2020. It was released at the perfect time. Everyone watched it and discussed that documentary because we were all bored during lockdown and tired of conversing about the nonstop covid propaganda. That’s why it spread like wildfire.

“Did you hear about Kevin?”
Yeah, that guy has the tiger king effect. I’m sure he earned that $20,000 bonus but he was seriously at the best branch in the entire company. It was only a matter time before that region started booming…

by bdubb111 November 17, 2021

king homo

that one kid who claims to not be homosexual man, but really he's big homosexual man, despite referring to himself as a king.

King homo tried to cover his tracks, but only dug a deeper hole by saying he's "one sexual"

by weaton koods April 18, 2019