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Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.
-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."
by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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fat slut

noun; A person who engages in the acts of sluttery, normally a fat female.
fat slut: Duhr you sound so stupid
person: That would be your stupidity you FAT SLUT.
fat slut: Thanks for the compliment!
person: You know it!
by charlie gonzalez May 3, 2017
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Fat White Pig

A thick white girl that is owned by a man of color and used sexually for her curvy body and obedience. Men with large penises are usually the best partner to fat white pigs because men with small penises do not perform well and/or reach far enough to please with all the extra meat on the woman.
My fat white pig knows her place and obeys like a complete mindless whore for me. She worships this big dick.
by D.Lang December 25, 2024
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Fat Wheels

Damn, Henry is 280 but he still gets laid. He's fat wheels.
by Gabe1993Gabe November 10, 2025
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A fat bat

by The that February 6, 2022
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you fat fuck

"fat fuck" when used endearingly to reference a specific person.
Fuck you, you fat fuck!, I love you! Let's fuck!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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