john jude

Big sexy rugby man

Wow have you seen John jude !!!

by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021

The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.

Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John

by Persons31j February 13, 2019

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

John Admin

1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.

2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.

1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."

2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"

by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018

wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024

John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 15, 2019