Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.

I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!

by The trutherer December 6, 2022

Equanimeous St. Brown

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.

Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!

by TRSnakeEyes October 28, 2021

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head

My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.

by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017

full brown meltdown

A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.

I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.

by Themadhattermatador August 13, 2022

brown ice cream

Turd or ice cream?

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream

by 0438 August 27, 2019

Fern Farndale-Brown

Used to describe an amazing person who is beautiful and funny

Man 1: "Hey see that girl over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a Fern Farndale-Brown"

by The man of the shadows October 26, 2012