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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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ghetto cat

ghetto cat - cats seen in the ghetto
ghetto cat - (derogatory) children from the ghetto
Go slow when you make this turn, ghetto cats are always in the street here.
by $.05 June 5, 2011
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cat

Stinky ball of fur, a furry you could say.
Ew cat is stinky
by pandugotswag November 25, 2021
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alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
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Cats

Cats are gay
Cats: We are gay
Human: *shocked cat emoji*
by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019
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Cat piss stick

Bro bass that Cat piss stick I wanna be so high I can touch the sky
by NewYorksFinest October 5, 2020
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