E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022

Explosive Brown Waterfall

The toilet will never come back.
You have doomed us all

Holy **** A Explosive Brown Waterfall

by Me - failure March 30, 2022

Brown Snake Moan

Brown Snake Moan- (Verb)
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.

Jerry: "Oooo-AHHH!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"

by Gitche-Man March 19, 2017

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

full brown meltdown

A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.

I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.

by Themadhattermatador August 13, 2022

Fern Farndale-Brown

Used to describe an amazing person who is beautiful and funny

Man 1: "Hey see that girl over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a Fern Farndale-Brown"

by The man of the shadows October 26, 2012