A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.
At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.
by Hipstereclipse August 24, 2020
Get the Caroline’s Turkeysmug. When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
Get the turkey fightmug. Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.
Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.
Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
by Lars Larson VIII December 23, 2007
Get the turkey-liciousmug. by cupid1211 March 1, 2009
Get the bald turkeymug. A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.
by Julien martinez October 14, 2017
Get the Wet Turkeymug. by Gary1996147 May 11, 2015
Get the cunt turkeymug. A slur for people from the New England Area, usually targeted towards Patriots fans or people who are just making a fool of themselves.
*At a Football game in Tennessee*
Patrick: "The Titans Suck! Patriots for the win!"
Nick: "Go back home you Turkey Back!"
Patrick: "The Titans Suck! Patriots for the win!"
Nick: "Go back home you Turkey Back!"
by TolerateButHate June 12, 2020
Get the Turkey Backmug.