Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

by Jambo365 December 27, 2013

couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018

Fag Fights

When two gay men or women fight in a paid fight with a betting audience. Normally in Louisiana.

Ay bruh you takin lil Daniel over to see the fag fights? I'm puttin 20 spot on it. Gang gang

by Em&N September 5, 2019

Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.

Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues

by dlr7xf February 5, 2015

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 6, 2019

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011