Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 31, 2011

Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on

"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."

by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021

washington jack rabbit

To jump on a sex partner by using your dick to land in the buttox.

He Washington jack rabbit onto jennifer.
FUCK JENNIFER THAT HOR

by Bloohoo November 14, 2016

washington white shower

After taking many vitamin E supplements, this is when you shower your girlfriend in cum causing her to cum rivers as well

Jack gave Caitlin a washington white shower as a present because she made him a bunch of sandwiches

by lolcrackforever March 23, 2016

Washington Twp Highschool

a public school in south jersey filled with heroin addicts, gangster g's, and the occasional prep/punk (Not to mention the oral sex giving Smonkeys who love anything that gets hard). about 99.9% of the kids engage in drugs or alcohol the other .1 percent is deceased..the parents pay nothing but there kids get a free lesson in snorting coke

The Students...all coke heads

by Ish Kabibble April 25, 2005

Western Washington University

The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.

Person: “Oh where do you go to school”

Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”

by Heheomgweed October 9, 2019

Washington Ice Cubes

The act of freezing male ejaculate into the form of an ice cube and then making someone add it to their drink

Becca loves having my Washington ice cubes in her coke!

by Micheal Moore January 1, 2008