nice guy

The best kind of guy to date

I dated a nice guy, and it was the best desicision of my life. I'm a woman, and a rather attractive one at that. I used to be the stereotypical cheerleader, you know, with the long blonde hair and more pep than state in space. Anyways, I used to date all the jocks at high school. They were the big manly men, and yes, I had sex with a lot of them. When I was 18, I began strangely feeling slightly disatisfied with my QB BF's. They were the best guys around as my girlfriends would say to me. I had only one male friend who wasn't an athlete I dated or had sex with. I felt like I could tell anything to him. No matter how bad my problems were, he could take them and return a solution to me. Even when grandma died in a car crash, he was there for me. Come to think of it, he really loved me. I feel kinda bad that I didn't realize it at the time. But it doesn't matter now that I'm married to him. He's the kindest, most logical, most loving, best man I could ask for. He said himself that when western civilization comes crashing down, he's going to be holding two things: A gun to protect me in one hand and me in the other. Ladies, if you're reading this, please, for fuck's sakes, actually give nice guy's a fair fighting chance. They won't betray or hurt you. They'll be there for you. They're the most wonderful men ever and I've happy to be married to one.

by Katy132 August 27, 2009

minnesota nice

1.Typically confused with being extremely caring, helpful and pleasant. Being from the area, I know it REALLY means that a Minnesotan won't slam you to your face - they do it behind your back so as to APPEAR nice.

2. Back stabbing

Describing your girlfriend as a slut to one of your best friends is considered Minnesota nice.

by Bomni February 9, 2005

nice bike

Anything of extremely high or incredible sweetness

1. What, Gary Coleman is on Celebrity Boxing, NICE BIKE!!

2. When one finds a 50 dollar bill in their pocket they may exclaim, "Nice Bike!"

by F Off. September 7, 2005

Crazy-nice

Crazy-nice: to be intensely or insanely beautiful, the epitome of all that is aesthetically appealing that could drive one to near insanity, or leave one in complete awe.

I know you probably get this a lot, and I know you probably get sick of hearin' it, but your eyes are CRAZY-nice. Just thought I would say it just one mo ginn, cause girl you nicein' it.

by Cloud Dancer® March 15, 2006

nice-ass

Very good or fine; splendid

Kobe dropped a nice-ass dunk on Mutumbo last night!

by J-Rock October 6, 2003

minnesota nice

Minnesota Nice is what you would call someone from minnesota who goes out of their way to be too nice. Even in a situation where they could be justified in being angry and upset they will still remain pleasant. Usually used in a sentence cynically to describe someone who was the exact opposite.

"... wow, he isn't exactly 'minnesota nice'. He shouldn't be so rude."

by Justncase80 July 7, 2004

Nice try!

An expression used when someone fails to execute a task that should be well within their skill level. Typically heard from parents at sporting events.

Nice try! After a U15 soccer player fails to score a goal from close range or an unguarded (open) net.

Or When a High School softball/baseball player allows a fly ball to fall (or bounce) out of their glove.

Or When an uncovered receiver drops a well thrown ball in the end zone.

by Sparkurton June 10, 2015