Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".

She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!

by QuacksO February 2, 2013

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

green gifting

When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)

Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.

by Rich Apple December 19, 2010

gift Milena day

gift Milena day is every day of the year. It exists because I need an excuse to buy her gifts so she doesn’t feel bad about me spending my money on her (totally valid) if you have a Milena in your life, buy her gifts every day because Milena’s are special.

Today is gift Milena day, I should go buy her something to celebrate her existence!

by vay2cool February 9, 2023

sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.

This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.

by Guido1 December 16, 2009

Wineas Gift

A word used to gaslight people into searching up the Wineas Gift. This makes them rethink their life. This word used with a big group of people so you can hit multi gaslight M.O.A.B

Should we get (Insert Name) a Wineas gift.

What is a winas gift.

You should look it up then its spell with one S.
Bruh what the F*ck did I just get Gaslighted.

by nV Trixx September 20, 2025