Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Double fisherman knot

When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks

Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!

Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!

by Fratrat November 2, 2014

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019

Dill Knot

A small-impact statement describing the mental/social prowess (or lack thereof) of an individual.

Jason is a complete Dill Knot!! Can you believe how loud he yaps ALL DAY LONG??!!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

Noggin knot

a profuse bump on the head...usually associated with falling down from too much alcohol consumption.

You are sporting a nice noggin knot there, Jimbo.

by Cratered MoonUnit January 23, 2011

bowline knot

Useful knot in boating and any rope related bonding.

Tom described how the tie a bowline knot; "form an loop, up the bum, do the reach around and bring it back through"

by itsalltrue June 17, 2023