bloody maria

A tequila and tomato juice based cocktail. Simply put, a bloody mary with tequila instead of vodka.

1 part tequila
3 parts tomato juice
6 drops lemon juice
two drops tabasco sauce
pinch of celery salt
pinch of garlic salt

Serve with a celery stick over large ice cubes. Works great as a hangover antidote.

by Bugsy August 11, 2005

bloody danish

when a bitch is sucking your dick and you cum in her face and punch her in the nose

i gave the prostatute a bloody danish after she bit my foreskin

by natas June 16, 2003

Bloody Walrus

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.

Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.

by Tartanian Shmeckley April 9, 2008

bloody hellfire

General expression of shock or amazement. First known use was at the Fitzwilliam Hunt.

Bloody hellfire! I can't believe Catherine Zeta-Jones married Michael Douglas..

by fitz_foxhunter September 8, 2008

bloody snowman

A man shoots a load on his partners face. Then procedes to punch him/her in the nose making them bleed over the snow, hence, the bloody snowman.

I broke up with Julie by giving her a bloody snowman, I don't know if she got the hint.

by Mr. James westphal November 25, 2007

bloody rose

when a girl is on her period and she still has a tamp in and you remove it with your teeth before having sex with her

i only gave a girl a bloody rose once.
that shit stained my teeth.

by dont faaackin worry about it February 9, 2008

Bloody Valentine

A bloody valentine, is someone you cheat on your partner with and end up falling in love with.

Sarah and John have been together for two years, but Sarah is johns bloody Valentine.

by Stupid face June 17, 2021