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Steaming Turner

Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.

Where the two differ the most is in execution.

After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.
by Cigoler February 15, 2022
mugGet the Steaming Turnermug.

Steam Plane

A Steam plane is when a group of LAD's get so drunk (steamed) that they board the 'Steam Plane'.

The most steamed person flies the steam planes and gets to choose the to the next pub
LAD1: "Mate are going to steam tonight?"
LAD2: "Yes, I going to get so drunk I think I'm going to board the steam plane!"
LAD1: "You talk a big game boss"

Im so drunk I think I'm aboard the Steam Plane!

"All aboard the steam plane"
by phillipo1 March 30, 2013
mugGet the Steam Planemug.

steam cleaner

Evolved from rug muncher: a steam cleaner is one who performs cunnilingus with abnormal enthusiasm, therefore having an effect on the pubic hair similar to that which a steam cleaner would have on a rug.

Usually a term reserved for dykes.
Girl: "wow that bitch is a steam cleaner"
Steam cleaner: "slurp slurp"
by dougdougdoug November 14, 2007
mugGet the steam cleanermug.

A Steaming Henry

The steaming henry is when a french man eats 3 pounds of marijuana and then shits it out, then eats it. this effect gives you an even longer last shit flavor in your mouth and also gets you really high, for 3 minutes.
man last night was not good, i did a steaming henry and i totally fucked up, and i can still taste shit in my mouth
by M.J.Smocher June 19, 2009
mugGet the A Steaming Henrymug.

Steam Roller

The act of being incapacitated by an overweight or obese lover while having sex.
"Oh man, it was fun at first but things quickly turned for the worst as she rolled over and gave me a steam roller!"
by Thought Monkey March 1, 2010
mugGet the Steam Rollermug.

Steam burger

In the act of receiving a blow job the man is standing and the woman is sitting Indian style with her hands held forward in a cup position as the man lays a hot loaf in her hands.
I knew Jasmine was a keeper when she asked me to lay that big ol steam burger in her hands.
by Dinkles McGamgam August 15, 2012
mugGet the Steam burgermug.

Steaming Ramin

When you take a carrot with holes in both ends and stick it in someones asshole, and then proceed to suck up their shit like its water and you've spent the last week stranded in a desert. The traditional cycle of a Steaming Ramin is generally completed when you take all that inhaled shit and throw it back up into a condom, which you then tie into a sort of half puke half shit filled water balloon and throw at an unsuspecting enemy.
"Dude, my ass hurts so much"
"Oh did you do a Steaming Ramin last night"
"Yeah bro"
by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018
mugGet the Steaming Raminmug.

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