cow morgan

A fat ugly person that dedicates their life to ruin children's lives by teaching german.

Oh shit cow morgans coming, ruin!

by Cow morgan December 8, 2016

cow blinds

Another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Once mistakenly used instead of Beef Curtains.

What are Cow Blinds?

by Mooo January 12, 2005

Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

by Thnx4thmmrs_09 August 19, 2008

Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

by The Cow That Went Poof September 1, 2013

cow lick

when your hair has a piece that goes up and curls like a cow licked your head.

john: bro you have a serious cow lick!

bill: aw man, does my hair look that bad?

by Horny girl that lives in la February 26, 2017

frau cow

miss almasi. an evil german teacher.

frau cow is such a bitch.

by lexi June 10, 2006

Cow Patty

bassically Cow Shit and thats it.

O man I stepped in a cow patty.

by Red XIVC June 11, 2006