Kevin

Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.

Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG

by anonymous April 15, 2021

Kevin

Kevin’s are one of the best ever! If you have a Kevin they will get along great with a Becca. Becca’s and Kevin’s are very much alike. They also make the best couples.

Becca: I have a Kevin as a boyfriend

Friend:Omg your so lucky! All I have is a Dave.

by TheAlwaysRightPerson May 15, 2018

Kevin

Is dating a girl named Erika.

Guy 1: Is Rika single?
Guy 2: No. She's dating Kevin.

by TurboBoy August 14, 2022

kevin

normally associated with winnie as a couple. He is the best boyfriend ever... Mainly because he is caring and loving all the time no matter what happens.

Did u see the way kevin looked at Winnie? Man, you can see the overflowing love there.

by Kevislie June 5, 2017

Kevin

A bum ass nigga

You look like a kevin

by Kevybo June 18, 2018

Kevin

A man with a monster cock that even Chuck Norris fears.

Everyone wants to be a Kevin!

by #bigdaddymonster July 27, 2018

Kevin

A guy thats so nice and caring that you might think he is a psychopath that is only acting nice to get close to you and then kill you and hide your body in a butcher's freezer and frame the butcher... but don't worry he definitely isn't

wow Kevin isn't a psychopath

by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022