hairy lassoo

pussy, fanny

he's ensnared by the hairy lassoo

by poofacio October 25, 2003

hairy lip

where the upper lip of human has hair emerging from it.

Evian: Helen, im sorry for making fun of your very hairy lip.

by simon gardner September 12, 2006

hairy head

hairy head, one who's cock head is abnormally hairy and females are not attracted to!

wow, joe is a hairy head, i will no longer suck his penis!

by colton April 1, 2004

hairy Bogeeba

When the grundle hair is so immense that it tangles and bleeds everytime you walk

Jane was frightened when se saw the vastness of tonys hairy bogeeba

by Tibz November 19, 2005

Hairy Pearl

A girl who's clitoris is hairy in the essence that their "fun zone" isn't shaved. Diving for a pearl that is hidden inside a hairy oyster.

Woman: How do you like my tiny clit?
Man: It's kinda hard to find this hairy pearl!
Woman: So I should have shaved?

by JSAC9250 March 8, 2009

Hairy Tuxedo

A man's chest hair that grows in the pattern of a 70's leisure suit, thus looking like he is wearing a tuxedo...even though he has no shirt.

Friend 1: So how did your date go last night?

Friend 2: Everything was fine until we went swimming and I saw that he was rockin a hairy tuxedo.

by Punkrckrmommy January 16, 2009

Hairy Platypus

When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.

Before I shaved my biker beard, I gave a hooker a Hairy Platypus in a grungy motel.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009