Lotion in the Basket

ESPN.com's Sports Guy suggested name for an all-male cast pron movie starring '08 NFL Buffalo Bills coaching staff, due to the names on the staff: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke.

Bill Simmons column: Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.

by theriotfish February 25, 2009

Dick Basket

Dick basket is either a basket full of dicks or a basket made out of dicks, no one really knows all we know is that it's a funny insult.

The second way it can be used is a for a hoe suck as someone who always is dunking that their pussy is just a dick basket.

Guy 1: Ass sucker
Guy 2: Dick Basket
Guys 1: LOL

Guy 3: Tessa is such a dick basket
Guy 4: I know I heard she fucked two guys yesterday

by Alaskan_fuckboi April 16, 2017

bottom of the basket

from the vanish advert in the uk: 'bottom of the basket toughness', means something is grimey

"scotts turdowns are from the bottom of the basket"

"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"

by cellardoor4130 June 13, 2005

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

bunghole basket

When you store shit in your ass

I put a kilo of cochise in my bunghole basket.

by LJD bullrider April 4, 2016

swamp basket

When your poop stacks up higher than the water in the toilet

I legit pooped a swamp basket today

by Danhowey December 10, 2016