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tuxedo sucker

a girl who sucks up to men in tuxedos and fancy parties. it's not usually used as a compliment, bc men in tuxedos get thrown out of night clubs, the dorks.
lol down below the girl in the white shirt is a tuxedo sucker.
Guy 1: Aw, crap, I just realized my girl's a tuxedo sucker.
Guy 2: Well, you'd better put on a tuxedo or she's gonna dump you big time.
Guy 1: I don't have a tuxedo.

Guy 2: John does. You're girl's gonna take him, the tuxedo sucker.
by cyklone3 February 26, 2018
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Scrotum Sucker

Someone who creates unnecessary drama and does stupid shit to blame others.
Girl 1: Don't be such a Scrotum Sucker!
Girl 2: well.... nuH UH! it's all your fault
by toxic0438 February 21, 2019
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Dildo sucker

Ugh he's/she's such a dildo sucker
by Hairy vagina face October 16, 2019
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Ligma Sucker

Ligma Sucker is a term/phrase used in the monkey clan; the most responsible and successful way of attack too non-monkers. There are many terms/phrases the monkey clan uses but this is the most powerful of them all. "Ligma Sucker" means absolute stupidity and "Cucker-Monkeys", which is another way of calling bullshit or something that is not supreme enough too the monkey clan.
Bro this is so Ligma Sucker.
What you're doing right now is so Cucker Monkeys.
You fuckin' Ligma Sucker.
(For further use too people who are not even apart of the monkey clan, non monkers should never be capitalized like this: "Non-Monkers". They're/It's too insignificant , so they're not even a noun "person, place, or thing" thus why they/it shouldn't be capitalized).
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Dust sucker

A person with an extreme or dangerous drug addiction, usually referring to an addiction to crack cocaine. thus the name "dust sucker" needing to have every last bit of the substance they are addicted to, to the point where they are sucking the last particles off the table
Guy: Be careful around Gary, he's a total dust sucker
by wet_cardboard69 May 18, 2018
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SUCKER FREE

Not fooled or tricked by lames
Live life wit less stress...stay SUCKER FREE
by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022
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