sandwich lotion

More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.

"Dude, this sub is pretty good but it's a little dry. Pass me the sandwich lotion, yo!"

by Kaiserdriver December 17, 2014

no homo sandwich

The use of the term "no homo" at the beginning and end of a statement to ensure no one can possibly even begin to question your sexual orientation.

No homo sandwich: "No homo, but I sucked a dude's dick, no homo."

Example:" I thought Greg was cool but he uses the no homo sandwich enough that it makes me wonder."

by Herpderpflerp August 7, 2011

Compliment Sandwich

This is a technique used in the corporate world to masque an insult and make it pallatable for your audience. Specifically you begin your criticism with a compliment follow up with your criticism/insult and then end with a compliment or something favorable about your audience.

"Your firm is in the top tier for the second year in a row and only 6 firms out of 52 are named to the top tier . You did an excellent job. (The Criticsim/Insult) However, you can still improve, we are rolling out personal development plans and every person is going to be expected to improve over the next year. (Ending Compliment) Keep up the great work... here, we got you some pizza!" That is a compliment Sandwich.

by Corporate nobody January 15, 2008

Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words

What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich

by Isotti January 14, 2010

Poo Sandwich

A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.

Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.

Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)

by Sunbeamftw May 7, 2011

delicious sandwich

1. a combination of meats, cheeses, and vegetables between two pieces of bread

2. a yummy euphemism for 69ing

"Hey you wanna make a delicious sandwich?"

Or

"You hungry?"
"For a delicious sandwich."

Or

"Do you want to go to Subway for a delicious sandwich."

by mmm, meaty April 20, 2009

Nap Sandwich

When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch

I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.

by John J. Tucker September 30, 2007