Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.

Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.

by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011

curt kitty

A curt kitty is an alcoholic beverage comprised of a double shot of vodka over ice 7up and a splash of o.j. for color.

I'll have a curt kitty.

by SamuelP. January 12, 2020

Kitty-pup

Noun An obese cat that is bigger than the average puppy

Wow, thats quite the kitty-pup on the couch

by KronicKOW November 21, 2009

Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

by AMFK March 17, 2022

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

speed kitty

another name for a cheetah

damn that speed kitty can run

by jade_dragon November 7, 2018

Kitty-panged

When a girl uses you for emtional support but you don't have sex with her because you respect her too much

Joe was kitty-panged by that girl Janel all last year

by berkeleyproblems May 20, 2018