I love you more

when one loves the other more, its the ultimate uno reverse.
It is the law, If someone says this it is final.

Max: I love you
Hayden: I love you too
Max: I love you more
Hayden: No you dont, i do
Max: Actually yes i do its law that i love you more.

by Bakukri March 10, 2021

I love you mostest

Made up by a hot scientist, it means you love her the most and automatically win the I love you argument.

Casey “ I love you most”
Mel “I love you mostest”

by Findinglove_ February 6, 2024

But I love you no!

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!

Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!

Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)

by Bookworm Mamma's Girl February 17, 2010

I love you

“I love you” directly translates to “fuck me right on the floor until I throw up from overstimulation and there’s cum everywhere”

😋🤞

Person1: “bro I love you”
Person2: “I’m down for it”

by Yaemikosbitch October 12, 2022

I love you

A term that is used to tell others you want to be with them and that you're their favorite person but now days it just means they like you for a week.. few months and then they will shatter your heart and never think about your well being. They think its funny and cool to break someone when in reality you can never trust someone who says "i love you" unless its yourself.

I love you.. although I'm cheating on you because you where never good enough.

by we_are_never_<okay> May 23, 2021

I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days

Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!

by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024

I love you

I want to fuck you or I want you to suck my dick.

WHEN A BOY TELLS YOU "I LOVE YOU" HE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU
I love you Abigail.

he only wants to fuck Abi.

by .I.AM.A.WHORE. December 11, 2022