I'll be dipped in shit 

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

I'll be dipped in shit by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

R.I.P. in peace 

An internet forum term twisting the well known "rest in peace" phrase, possibly originated from Football 365

R.I.P. in peace Fido the dog

R.I.P. in peace by purple_february January 5, 2009

can i get a rip in the chat 

one who is roasted and or toasted in a group of multiple people.

Can I get a rip in the chat for my boi jake Paul

can i get a rip in the chat by Sfggghjjiiiiii August 29, 2017

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

I'd split that in half by berbercarpet July 7, 2006

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen? 

Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen? by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice 

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice by Schwilly February 14, 2005