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Egg Tuck

When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.
I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011
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egg-in-bread

when a circle is removed from within a single slice of bread in a frying pan, into which an egg is cracked and consequently fried.
I'm just going to make me some egg-in-bread, do you want some?
by Poodletron August 22, 2009
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Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.
Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.
by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014
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Dug's Egg

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.
Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.
by Dougies October 24, 2006
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burnt eggs

by MrCaptn September 6, 2016
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Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it
"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"
by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019
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