Tim’s Disease

When a male overflows with to much drip, it begins to seep into his lower organs, resulting in an unnecessarily large penis.

Wow my walls got wrecked last night Tina, I think he had Tim’s Disease.

by Tim’s disease September 23, 2019

Julio disease

Every sexual disease known to man, including the unknown. Orginated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr, refusing to use protection.

Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca: "Ew, don't touch me!"

by Becbec January 10, 2017

Geeze Disease

A condition brought on by a heavy session of using cocaine and alcohol. Symptoms include a runny nose, dehydration and an inability to think clearly.

Terry: Hey Pete have you seen the state of Luke?
Pete: Yep he's got Geeze Disease he's been on it for 36hrs straight!

by petechez1 April 20, 2018

lynn disease

Lynn Disease (n): a state of being where you are prone to making typos.

"hqnbdhek" "What does that mean?" "I don't know, I must have Lynn Disease"

by Unfortbunaltly diesaesd July 9, 2017

disease trader

someone so indiscriminate that they fuck anything.someone wholl fuck their partner then turn around and fuck another person in the same hour

terry is a disease trader. man he fucked his old lady then turne around and knocked off a qick piece with this other bitch in the same bed he fucked debbie in. man hes nasty.

by anyname September 19, 2006

ligmaballs disease

this is a very bad disease but there is only one cure its by me doing your mom

im sorry but you have ligmaballs disease

by memes May 6, 2022

chrome's disease

when the rims on your ride are lacking in sufficient 'chromeness'

Nadine's old car suffers from chrome's disease

by JVD the III January 5, 2009