Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017

bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.

Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.

by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006

Bloody Bastards

a physics-based medieval fighting game made by Tibith.Currently available in Android and Ios.Console and PC releases are currently planned.

Guy 1: Hey man have you heard of Bloody Bastards?

Guy 2: No I haven't is it available in PC?

by sugomaster1 January 13, 2022

total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.

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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Arrogant bastard

Someone who loves their own COC to pieces (even if it is big ). This person feels the need to flex their arse off about how they can spell the word “A” correct . THIS IS SECRETLY A CRY FOR HELP - I NEED THIS DUCKING SPELLING TEST

Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard

by Hmonny June 22, 2021

Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017