Jack Aiden Rauch

A 5’8 telephone tough guy that has ugly girlfriends and claims they hot and will talk shit on you behind your back because he can’t stand up for himself and has beef until Sillygoose threatens to hand out an asswhooping i

Hey uhh, “ we’re you talking shit to get some ugly skank to chuckle at you?” That’s a jack Aiden Rauch mentality man.

by Carter Cash Zimmerman July 23, 2022

Post-jack courage

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.

I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!

by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011

Jack off January

This is the month that you have to jack off once everyday

its Jack off January now richard.

by HIRO WOLF October 12, 2022

jack Kennedy Ault

Amazing cute great person

Jack Kennedy Ault is beautiful

by Taskers_420 December 15, 2022

Jack Nation✨

a Twitter gc full of beautiful people but there’s the tasteless ree and we don’t want him

User1: Jack Nation✨ members are so gorgeous wtf

User2: Yeah but then there’s the tasteless queen ree

by soree ree October 28, 2020

Rack Jack Bandit

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

by SophiaMane December 29, 2020

Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018