boy 1: did you see Megan Fox in that bikini on that show last night?
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)
by berrylads August 23, 2011
Get the mourning a dead one mug.He was not one shot infact he had nearly full health because 12 damage does not make him one shot so if you use this call out make sure he is one shot or ur t8 will get mad and call you racial slurs if you are playing cod wit randoms sometimes
Person 1:Hes one shot! bro how didn't you kill him he was low af
Me an intellectual:are you stupid you barely hit him you missed all your shots exept one so go out get your life straight come back and get him one shot!
Me an intellectual:are you stupid you barely hit him you missed all your shots exept one so go out get your life straight come back and get him one shot!
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John -Hey dude, did u see Sarah's display pic? She looks soooo hot!
Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.
Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.
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officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless
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by Slo Joe October 18, 2004
Get the wrist one off mug.A one a.m. wonder can be anyone who gets to the point in their day when they just cannot focus anymore. You are exhausted both mentally and physically yet something compels you to continue to function as you usually would however you can’t this state causes you to make bad decisions usually leading to either damage to yourself or the surrounding equipment. A one a.m. wonder should not be allowed near operating or energized equipment and is best suited to be left in a safe environment like an office or home with all sharp objects and tools removed.
Regardless of when Billy goes to do work, he works like a One A.M. Wonder, everything he touches ends up worse.
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