Penis Envy

One man's obsession with another man's accomplishments. As in, "Donald Trump is so obsessed with President Obama's accomplishments, most notably his Nobel Prize and the ACA, that it must be penis envy."

Donald Trump has such penis envy for President Obama and his Nobel

Peace Prize, that he had someone nominate him for the prize.

by WateBaby July 26, 2019

Penis Toad

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.

Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....

by Je12619 July 12, 2012

Penis Popper

A girl who is addicted to your big fat juicy third leg of a cock.

My girl is a total penis popper. My dick is her drug.

by Bigpeepeejay January 10, 2021

Penis Lol

A word Ines is obsessed with.
it's also the way you pronounce her name.
Penis can also be spelled Pines.

No one:
Ines: PeNiS lOl

by Imsokool December 17, 2019

penis packer

like fudge packer but more offensive

hey you penis packers get back to work

by MarMyd June 29, 2007

penis fly trap

a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum

"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"

by Ana Winters, Breus, & Marge Phillips April 23, 2007

Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.

by Penis's June 20, 2011